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Fozzie Bear's standup isn't very funny, but he had some great lines in "The Muppets."
I saw a lot of movies this year. Some were great, some were horrible, many were in the middle. But a movie doesn't have to be Oscar quality to provide a line or exchange that makes you laugh. Here are a few of my favorite funny movie lines from 2011.
Brynn: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Fozzie Bear: Wow, that was such an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget.
Grand Santa to his son, Santa Claus: You're a postman with a spaceship! During World War II, I did the whole thing with six reindeer and a drunken elf!
Matt: I'm a fat geek, OK? I know what a zombie is!
Colin, a British soldier: You speak good English!
Peter, a German soldier: I speak English well.
Billy Beane: There are rich teams and there are poor teams, then there's fifty feet of crap, and then there's us.
Priscilla: Oh he's talking about Rattlesnake Jake, Mr. Rango. He usually doesn't come to town because of that hawk, but he might come now. Can I have your boots when you're dead?
Patrick: None of you find that song just the tiniest bit annoying?
'A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas'
Kumar: No can do man. I have to stay here and smoke this weed, otherwise I won't get high.
'Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol'
Brandt, after barely surviving a giant fan: That's it. Next time, I get to seduce the rich guy.
'Captain America: The First Avenger'
Col. Phillips: If you have anything to say, now would be a perfect time to keep it to yourself.
Darcy, upon seeing Thor: You know, for a crazy homeless person, he's pretty cut.
Trevor: Why is Sidney Prescott staying with you? I mean, that's like being on 'Top Chef' with Jeffrey Dahmer.
Finn: My apologies, I haven't properly introduced myself. Finn McMissile, British intelligence.
Mater: Tow Mater, average intelligence.
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