It's time for Miley Cyrus to either stop eating cake or to party in a world where no cameras or recording devices of any kind are allowed. This is starting to feel like scrolling through the Facebook feed of your most clueless friend.
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The 19-year-old singer's latest sweet treat was unveiled Saturday night at a birthday party for boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, 22. Because every silly move she makes is apparently caught on camera, Cyrus can be seen over at TMZ posing provocatively with a giant penis cake.
Any bachelorette who has ever set foot in an erotic bakery has seen one of these cakes. Cyrus is an adult and she can eat what she wants. But it surprises us how poorly she manages to either control herself at her parties or manage the oversharing people she invites.
Just days before Thanksgiving we were asking the same thing when Cyrus celebrated her own birthday and was feted with a Bob Marley cake. "You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake," Cyrus was quoted as saying. "You know you smoke way too much f---ing weed!"
Back then, Miley's rep offered this limp defense: "It's all been taken out of context. The cake was a joke and Miley's response was intended to be sarcastic."
Just last week we were reading reports of how Cyrus allegedly spent $50,000 to lose 15 pounds to get bikini-ready for Hemsworth (there's no cake in that diet!) And at the People's Choice Awards earlier this month, the former Disney star won raves for her fashion-forward look (she's turned a corner!)
Oh well. As we wait for reps and friends to jump to Cyrus' defense again, we'll just have the ice cream, thanks.