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Kermit the Frog sits down for 'Cubicle Confessions' in new video

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Kermit the Frog

It seems likely that the latest visitor to TV Guide Magazine's "Cubicle Confessions" would need his office chair lowered quite a bit -- and he might also require some mopping up afterward. After all, he was a frog. And not just any old frog: Kermit the Frog.

Kermit sat down with the magazine for a cheerfully hilarious chat (timing out with the release of "The Muppet Christmas Carol" on Blu-ray), sitting behind a desk in New York City with a Miss Piggy bobblehead at his side (and a black-and-white glamour shot of her hanging behind him) and fielded a few salient questions.

He noted that back when he lived in a swamp, "Probably the worst job I ever had was having to clean up the pond scum.... It's one of those things you do when you're just coming out of tadpole-hood, just as your tail falls off."

Turns out there are many things we didn't know about Kermit: He can handle a chainsaw, and considers himself a handyman; he prefers non-fancy hotels because they're full of bugs and flies, which negates room service, and his favorite shows include "Homeland" and "Duck Dynasty." "It's only because I know so many ducks," he admitted.

Miss Piggy loves the Kardashians, but has a bit of trouble with the food shows, which surprised Kermit. That said, "You know, Piggy and I are both appetizer items on some menus, so you have to be careful."

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